Monday, 5 November 2018

'Mystery Lady'...!!




Here's 'Mystery Lady'! 

Hannah Murray and Ellie Kendrick read my new murder mystery novel for Storytel - 

and it's out today!

https://www.storytel.se/books/635897-Mystery-Lady---S01E01





Wednesday, 31 October 2018

Happy Halloween!




HAPPY HALLOWEEN! (Thanks to Ben McClory for this fab Brenda Halloween poster!) 

I'm hoping that all the Brendas are going to be republished and back in print fairly soon...!

There are eight of them... how many have you read..?

Plus, there are eight episodes of Anne Reid's brilliant performance as both Brenda and Effie, available for free as a podcast called 'Grandma Guignol' from Bafflegab productions.



Friday, 26 October 2018

Dog and Cat Commissions for Christmas



I'd like to do some cat and dog commissions before Christmas, if anyone would like one? They're about A4 in size and I'll do them for the bargain price of £40 plus p&p. Please email pmagrs@gmail.com Cheers!





Sunday, 21 October 2018

Seasonal Dr Who Reading


Seasonal Dr Who reading. From being about seven years old I was a massive fan of both Puffin Books and Dr Who books. Imagine my excitement when these two titans converged over the past few years to create a bunch of story anthologies - mostly themed around my favourite seasons of Christmas and Hallowe'en...! Amazing writers in these books - and wonderful company to be in. 

One of the best things about occasionally contributing Dr Who stories to the world of tie-in books these past twenty years is finding yourself in fantastic company - either in person or in book-form.

(Also, how chuffed was I to have two Halloween stories commissioned - and to have Derek Jacobi read one of them so brilliantly for the audiobook - purringly taking his time and filling up a whole cd!)

Thursday, 18 October 2018

Bury My Heart



I did my words for the day, and then we went out and sat in a cafe in Bury, had coffee and cake - and I filled pages of my journal with the usual stuff.





Earlier in the day I formulated my thoughts about Dr Who at the moment...

A few thoughts on the new series of Dr Who so far.
1.) If Missy was in it she'd make mincemeat of the lot of them.
2.) Episode One was like a glitzy reboot of 'Juliet Bravo.'
3.) It isn't as imaginative as it could be.
4.) Quite like it but I'm not crackers about it yet.
5.) I don't want to talk about it endlessly, or much at all.
6.) Gender's irrelevant.




Wednesday, 17 October 2018

How It All Fits Together



It's a kind of map of everything I've published, and showing how some of the characters leap from book to book in unexpected ways...


Tuesday, 9 October 2018

A Year of the Goblin King


It's a year since I published this piece on my blog - and over two hundred thousand people read it - and then I developed it into a short story called, 'Stardust and Snow' - which I hope will see the light of day some day soon.


‘Fancy Believing in the Goblin King’

My friend told me a story he hadn’t told anyone for years. When he used to tell it years ago people would laugh and say, ‘Who’d believe that? How can that be true? That’s daft.’ So he didn’t tell it again for ages. But for some reason, last night, he knew it would be just the kind of story I would love.

When he was a kid, he said, they didn’t use the word autism, they just said ‘shy’, or ‘isn’t very good at being around strangers or lots of people.’ But that’s what he was, and is, and he doesn’t mind telling anyone. It’s just a matter of fact with him, and sometimes it makes him sound a little and act different, but that’s okay.

Anyway, when he was a kid it was the middle of the 1980s and they were still saying ‘shy’ or ‘withdrawn’ rather than ‘autistic’. He went to London with his mother to see a special screening of a new film he really loved. He must have won a competition or something, I think. Some of the details he can’t quite remember, but he thinks it must have been London they went to, and the film…! Well, the film is one of my all-time favourites, too. It’s a dark, mysterious fantasy movie. Every single frame is crammed with puppets and goblins. There are silly songs and a goblin king who wears clingy silver tights and who kidnaps a baby and this is what kickstarts the whole adventure.

It was ‘Labyrinth’, of course, and the star was David Bowie, and he was there to meet the children who had come to see this special screening.

‘I met David Bowie once,’ was the thing that my friend said, that caught my attention.

‘You did? When was this?’ I was amazed, and surprised, too, at the casual way he brought this revelation out. Almost anyone else I know would have told the tale a million times already.

He seemed surprised I would want to know, and he told me the whole thing, all out of order, and I eked the details out of him.

He told the story as if it was he’d been on an adventure back then, and he wasn’t quite allowed to tell the story. Like there was a pact, or a magic spell surrounding it. As if something profound and peculiar would occur if he broke the confidence.

It was thirty years ago and all us kids who’d loved Labyrinth then, and who still love it now, are all middle-aged. Saddest of all, the Goblin King is dead. Does the magic still exist?

I asked him what happened on his adventure.

‘I was withdrawn, more withdrawn than the other kids. We all got a signed poster. Because I was so shy, they put me in a separate room, to one side, and so I got to meet him alone. He’d heard I was shy and it was his idea. He spent thirty minutes with me.

‘He gave me this mask. This one. Look.

‘He said: ‘This is an invisible mask, you see?

‘He took it off his own face and looked around like he was scared and uncomfortable all of a sudden. He passed me his invisible mask. ‘Put it on,’ he told me. ‘It’s magic.’

‘And so I did.

‘Then he told me, ‘I always feel afraid, just the same as you. But I wear this mask every single day. And it doesn’t take the fear away, but it makes it feel a bit better. I feel brave enough then to face the whole world and all the people. And now you will, too.

‘I sat there in his magic mask, looking through the eyes at David Bowie and it was true, I did feel better.

‘Then I watched as he made another magic mask. He spun it out of thin air, out of nothing at all. He finished it and smiled and then he put it on. And he looked so relieved and pleased. He smiled at me.

‘’Now we’ve both got invisible masks. We can both see through them perfectly well and no one would know we’re even wearing them,’ he said.

‘So, I felt incredibly comfortable. It was the first time I felt safe in my whole life.

‘It was magic. He was a wizard. He was a goblin king, grinning at me.

‘I still keep the mask, of course. This is it, now. Look.’

I kept asking my friend questions, amazed by his story. I loved it and wanted all the details. How many other kids? Did they have puppets from the film there, as well? What was David Bowie wearing? I imagined him in his lilac suit from Live Aid. Or maybe he was dressed as the Goblin King in lacy ruffles and cobwebs and glitter.

What was the last thing he said to you, when you had to say goodbye?

‘David Bowie said, ‘I’m always afraid as well. But this is how you can feel brave in the world.’ And then it was over. I’ve never forgotten it. And years later I cried when I heard he had passed.’

My friend was surprised I was delighted by this tale.

‘The normal reaction is: that’s just a stupid story. Fancy believing in an invisible mask.’

But I do. I really believe in it.

And it’s the best story I’ve heard all year.