MRS WIBBSEY'S FESTIVE DIARY
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22nd December
Snow on the green today, and all over the
hedgerows. I put on a festive record to cheer the place up and wondered about
trimming a tree. I never bothered last year. All the decorations are gathering
dust in the attic and if that’s not symbolic I don’t know what is.
Saw the vicar on my way to the butcher’s.
I’ve put my name down for a big bird. In a fit of optimism I plumped for a
whole turkey. Surely there’ll be surprise company this year. Surely there will?
You know, I think there will be. I can
feel it in my water.
The vicar asked if I’d be coming to the
pantomime on Boxing Day. He’s wearing that woebegone look, like I let them all
down by not taking part this year. Well, they can lump it. Fenella Wibbsey
can’t be at everyone’s beck and call. I had to stay here, didn’t I? I couldn’t
be out gallivanting and rehearsing every night and running up costumes for
Sleeping Beauty. My duty is to be here, at the cottage. Waiting for the call to
arms. Sooner or later the Doctor’s going to turn up, out of the blue, and need
me. I just know it.
I gave the vicar short shrift and came
home to get on with my rough puff pastry. That got rid of a few of my
frustrations, walloping that lot about. I made two dozen mince pies. Far too
many. I imagine they’ll all go stale like last year’s did.
Strange. I can hear that electronical
noise again. And a smell… there’s a smell like burning wires. I went round
checking all the sockets and fuses, but I can’t see anything amiss. Then I went
to sit back by the fire and poured myself a little sherry. I’ve been knitting
the longest scarf you ever saw. Just in case.
This is great, Paul. 'Knitting the longest scarf'..brilliant!
ReplyDeleteGood stuff... I bet that scarf will be useful...
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